Wednesday, January 12, 2005

memo to Ben & Jerry:

fuck you. one miniscule swirl of fudge in my dulce de leche with fudge ice cream? i guess technically you didn't lie, but you still make me want to go all Cherlize Theron in Monster on your ass for being a couple of nerdy Newhampshire cuntfaces. gimmie my fudge dammnit! you know how many tsumani victims i can feed for the cost of one of these things? i hate you.


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