Sunday, March 21, 2004

so very very sleepy. waiting for some pictures to upload to send to all the deserving folk. pictures of...the desert. and funny pictures of camels. spent the last three days wandering around the negev and a bit in eilat. spent today enjoying the eilat beaches, drinking beer, and playing sheshbesh (backgammon).

i'm feeling way too tired to give an accurate portrayl of what went on. we went to the makhtesh (maktesh...yes, that's a real english word) ramon. it's basically a crater...a giant fucking crater. walked around it a bit. also walked through some random part of the desert...very very beautiful.

it was a group from the overseas program. mostly college kids, but they were good. i really only knew a handful of folks from my program, and i mostly stuck with them and the israeli's. my hebrew has clearly improved dramatically (at the expense of a bit of my english) since i'm able to spend hours conversing with israeli's and making jokes. heard some excellent ones, but unfortunatly they just dont translate properly into english. but, let's try anyway.

The KGB is interogating a guy, trying to make him admit that what he knows. He refuses to tell, so the interogators yell out, "IGOR!" and big massive hulking Igor walks in. "Igor, this guy wont tell us what we want to know, so take him into another room and fuck him up the ass." So Igor picks up the guy and goes down the hall when he hears, "IGOR!" from another room. He walks in and the interogators say "Igor, this guy wont tell us what we want to know, so fuck him up the ass and break his face." So Igor picks up the second guy and goes down the hall when he hears, "IGOR!" Igor walks into another room and the interogators say, "Igor, this guy wont tell us what we want to know, fuck him up the ass, break his face, and break his legs." So Igor picks up the third guy and goes down the hall. The first guy taps him on the shoulder and says, "Igor, remember, i just get fucked up the ass."

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